We got stoned tonight and this was the joke of the night:

It’s just people in situations where a cop knows immediately that he is going to give them a ticket.

For instance, a cop pulls a woman over who’s super hungover.  She rolls down her window and looks at him.  She’s so messed up, that he immediately just points at her and states “Ticket” matter-of-factly.

Or a guy very messed up on drugs just running down the street pulling out his pubic hair, a cop just sees him and matter-of-factly says, “Ticket.” Casually tosses the ticket at the guy and moves on…

I’m not sure if that makes sense sober… but just ask one of us to act it out for you and it will.  Or try it yourself.

-Bryan