Matt and Bryan's Potcast Podcast

Episode 8: Where’s My Jet Pack? Sup Buttmunches, Episode 8...

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 21:40:53 -0800

Episode 8: Where’s My Jet Pack?

Sup Buttmunches,

Episode 8 is live.

-Matt and Bryan

Episode 7: Great Good Hey Everyone, Episode 7 is in the books!...

Thu, 21 Jan 2010 20:57:46 -0800

Episode 7: Great Good

Hey Everyone,

Episode 7 is in the books! Enjoy! Remember to subscribe on ITunes to have episodes downloaded right to your computer, the link is at the top of the page.

-Matt and Bryan

Episode 6: Loretta Ate My Hot Dog Again Hey Everybody, Happy New...

Sun, 17 Jan 2010 21:57:02 -0800

Episode 6: Loretta Ate My Hot Dog Again

Hey Everybody,

Happy New Year! We’re back in a shorter format. Hope you like it!

Check us out on ITunes, follow us on tumblr.

Thanks,

-Matt and Bryan

Episode 5: Stuff in a Can Hey Everybody, Just to clear up some...

Mon, 21 Dec 2009 22:21:03 -0800

Episode 5: Stuff in a Can

Hey Everybody,

Just to clear up some confusion, this episode is not called Stuffin’ a Can. It’s Stuff… in a Can.

Enjoy.

-Matt and Bryan

Episode 4: A Day in the Life of a Cheese Factory Worker Hey...

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:52:26 -0800

Episode 4: A Day in the Life of a Cheese Factory Worker

Hey Everyone,

Matt and Bryan here. Enjoy the latest episode of the Potcast, sorry it’s been a while.

Make sure to subscribe to us on ITunes.

Peace,

Matt and Bryan

High Thoughts

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 21:26:33 -0800

Hello everyone!! Matt here!

I wanted to write some high thoughts down here. Ok here’s the setup… Over the past few years I have written down random thoughts in a cute little journal of funny shit I keep. Here are some of my favorite high scribblings throughout the years… Enjoy!

- Never trust a grown man with a velcro wallet.

- I want to lose evough weight to where I dont jiggle on the riding lawn mower.

- I’m amazed at how many grown men fart loudly at the urinal of a public bathroom.

- I never want to be the kind of family that takes baby carrots around as snacks.

- I went on a first date to Chili’s…so what?

- Eating ice cream alone in public places is depressing.

- Yoo + Hoo = Unlike anything else!

- Paperback books > Hardback books

- God must have low self esteem

- Old couples are the best. Especially if they are equally delusional.

- I took a girl on a second date to Denny’s… yeah, so?

- If you take a picture with a lemon in as a mouth guard with the intent of being funny… you failed.

- Boobs are awesome

- Where’s Natalie Portman when you need her?

- After 23 years, I finally met a lesbian I wish wasn’t a lesbian.

Welp there are plenty more, but I think that’s good for now, dont want to blow my load too soon (like usual)… Peace y’all!!

-Matt

Weekend

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 10:53:07 -0800

Hey Everybody,

Just wanted to let you know that because of the holiday weekend, we were unable to do a Potcast last night. Look for a new episode sometime this week.

-Bryan

We're on ITunes!

Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:07:09 -0800

Hey Everyone,

That’s right, you can find us here (opens ITunes).

Thanks for your continued support and as usual send your comments and questions to the address above.

-Matt and Bryan

We're on Podcast.com

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 11:37:52 -0800

Check it out here.

Also, we’ll be on ITunes in the next day or so, check back for updates about that as well.

Thanks for listening and remember, if you enjoy the Potcast… Tell your friends!

- Matt and Bryan

Episode 3: Turtle Man Hey Everyone, Matt and Bryan here. Hope...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:28:00 -0800

Episode 3: Turtle Man

Hey Everyone,

Matt and Bryan here. Hope you enjoy the podcast.

Remember, if you like the Potcast, tell your friends.

Thanks for listening,

Matt and Bryan

Episode 2: A Bunch of Strong Fish Hey Everybody, Episode 2 here....

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 23:49:25 -0800

Episode 2: A Bunch of Strong Fish

Hey Everybody,

Episode 2 here. Hope y’all enjoy it.

Matt says “Aww horseshit…”

So there’s that.

Peace,

-Bryan

Bryan Sings a Catchy Song - Very High: Hey everyone, Bryan here....

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 00:51:27 -0800

Bryan Sings a Catchy Song - Very High:

Hey everyone,

Bryan here. I got stoned and recorded this tonight. Please enjoy.

-Bryan

P.S. I did not use any effects, this is my voice, albeit blazed.

Ticket!

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 00:49:46 -0800

We got stoned tonight and this was the joke of the night:

It’s just people in situations where a cop knows immediately that he is going to give them a ticket.

For instance, a cop pulls a woman over who’s super hungover. She rolls down her window and looks at him. She’s so messed up, that he immediately just points at her and states “Ticket” matter-of-factly.

Or a guy very messed up on drugs just running down the street pulling out his pubic hair, a cop just sees him and matter-of-factly says, “Ticket.” Casually tosses the ticket at the guy and moves on…

I’m not sure if that makes sense sober… but just ask one of us to act it out for you and it will. Or try it yourself.

-Bryan

Potcast Podcast: Episode 1: Too Fly to Fly Ladies and...

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 19:05:57 -0800

Potcast Podcast: Episode 1: Too Fly to Fly

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Please enjoy the Podcast. We’ll decide if we’re going to hyphenate or not at a later date.

E-mail us questions or comments PotcastPodcast@gmail.com

See ya!

-Matt and Bryan

Welcome!

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 14:33:59 -0800

Welcome to the home of the Potcast Podcast. A weekly dose of high with your friends Matt and Bryan.

The Potcast premieres tonight, so stay tuned.